Ten Things NOT To Say In A Salsa Club
Posted November 7th, 2007 by Allita
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1. Would you like to dance? You look like you could teach me.
2. Real men don’t dance, but then again, who said I was a man?
3. Do you have insurance?, in case I break your neck.
4. I might drop you, but pretend you didn’t notice.
5. I had too much salsa for dinner, can’t handle any more.
6. I like my salsa extra hot. How do you like yours?
7. I don’t dance salsa but I’d love to ketch up with you later.
8. I’m not drunk, I’m just warming up.
9. A guy with a drink in his hand says to a girl: “Are you single? Because I’m seeing double”, and finishes the rest of his drink in one gulp.
10. I don’t know how to LEAD, can I FOLLOW you home instead?
